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The Law of Fives is one of the oldest Erisian Mysterees. It was first revealed to Good Lord Omar and is one of the great contributions to come from The Hidden Temple of The Happy Jesus.

POEE subscribes to the Law of Fives of Omar's sect. And POEE also recognizes the holy 23 (2+3=5) that is incorporated by Episkopos Dr. Mordecai Malignatus, KNS, into his Discordian sect, The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria.

The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.

In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."

To get a perfect 5

2 add 3

The number 5 looks like it's laughing. But in a sinister manner.

Six

Seven

1000 (8 in binary)

Game over. Next!

niner

one zero

Eleven

12

13 my lucky number

Fourteen

schifteen

Sixteen

Seventeen.... What an odd year that was...

year 18, Vegetarians are spawned out of the rotting flesh of thousands of ruthless carnivores. They immediately deny this fact and attempt to proselytize the world.

The average age of a U.S soldier in the Vietnam war was 19.

20, standard ftp port

In the United States of America, 21 is the legal age to practice the business of prostitution, where state and local laws do not prohibit it (Las Vegas).

22 was the speed in knots titanic had before crashing into an isberg

Dr. Pepper has 23 flavors.

24. Number of ribs in the human body

As Pythagoras knew, 25 is the smallest square that is also a sum of two squares.

26 AD; Continuing a popular trend, the Roman Empire discriminates against Jews.

27

Twentyeight

29, the atomic number of copper

XXX

31, this is as high as you can count on one hand if using a binary system

32 is 23 backwards OOOOoooOOOoo!

11 x 3(.333333333333333333...) = 33(.333333333333333333333333) (x 30 = 1000 :P)

Rule 34 of the Internet, "If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."

35: This is some text pretending to be some interesting or funny trivia about the number 35.

36 ^ only post i laughed at in thread lol

37c Normal body temp

38 is how old I will be next year.

39 how fine

I SAID PRAISE THE NUMBAH FO-TAY.

40.

41

And the good lord Raptor Jesus said unto us.

The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything is 42.

The 43rd president of the United States of America, George W. Bush, committed treason by knowingly sending U.S. forces into battle under false pretenses.

44...umm...if your reading this you suck.

.45 ACP is a cartridge designed by John Browning in 1904

The code for international direct dial phone calls to Sweden is +46.

47, the locker number of where Jattenalle stores his dead hookers.

48...just like 42 accounting for inflation

49 is the atomic number of indium.
Year 49 (XLIX) was a common year starting on a Wednesday of the Julian calendar.

50 is the approx. weight of a baby blue whale in tons at birth

planet 51, a pretty good movie

Year 52 BC was a year of the pre-Julian Roman calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Scipio and Pompey (or, less frequently, year 702 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 52 BC for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

53 is the only two digit number that is reversed in hexadecimal

54 Claudius dies and, in a shock revelation, he was probably poisoned. Nero becomes roman emperor; that's sure to be good.

5 + 5 = 55 (WTF)

56

Schfifty Six

i dont get channel 57 for the package i have with dish network

58 -insert witty quip here-

59

Sixty is:

* In time, the number of seconds in a minute, and the number of minutes in an hour. (a legacy of the Babylonian number system)
* The number of feet in the standard measurement tool to evaluate an automotive launch on a dragstrip. It's the time that it took to travel the first 60 feet (18 m) of the track.
* The number of miles per hour an automobile accelerates to from a complete stop (0-60) as one of the standard measurements of performance
* 60 Minutes, a CBS investigative television show
* Sixty Minute Man was a TV show starring Kenny Baumann
* The number of the European route E60 from Brest, France, to Constanţa, Romania
* Municipal Okrug 60, name of Posadsky Municipal Okrug of Petrogradsky District of St. Petersburg, Russia until April 2009
* A common speed limit, in miles per hour, for freeways in many U.S. states
* A common speed limit, in kilometers per hour, in urban areas in Russia
* In years of marriage, the diamond wedding anniversary
* The maximum number of marbles (game pieces) in Chinese checkers
* The code for international direct dial calls to Malaysia
* The highest obtainable level on World of Warcraft (not including World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade)
* Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip was a TV show on NBC (2006-07)
* Gone in 60 Seconds is a movie starring Nicolas Cage
* Miss Sixty is a women's apparel brand
* The total number of cards in the game Racko
* The number of the French department Oise
* Alpha 60 is a brain-computer in the movie Alphaville directed by Jean-Luc Godard
* The age for senior citizen in some cultures

yeah, um...61

63:

God is bored and makes the first ever nuclear weapon but then racists steal it and blow up half of the known universe. The grunt of the force is sent back in time via Time Vortex Manipulation Technology and thus the Big Bang.

63, comes after 62 which comes after 61.

You missed it VaticToxic

64: "See Wii"



Actually, I deliberately ignored it.

Unencyclopedia told me too. And since Gran told me to post something about the number, but 62 didn't exist. So I posted 63.

65

was the year B.C in which Tigranes of Armenia was defeated and captured by Pompey, thus ending all hostilities on the northeastern frontier of Rome.

Sixtysix

pick up the sticks, then add one